Wednesday 15 May 2019

Not for me

Well, as you know, I'm not interested in fashion. Of any kind. I just go my own way and I really don't care what's trending. Except ice cream and chocolate of course. Fashionable things (or people) I have zero interest in:

Ripped jeans - rain gets in the holes
Beards - they just make me laugh
Fitbits - no need, I get enough exercise
Nigel Farage - a power-hungry rabble-rouser
Quinoa - looks weird and tastes of nothing
Twitter - infested with bullying and abuse
Poetry - I prefer a good novel
Energy drinks - I have plenty of energy already
Cruises - too many people, too much pollution
Botox - I don't mind the wrinkles
Porn - degrades both women and men
Marathons - too strenuous and competitive
Award ceremonies - too pompous and contentious
The Royal Family - an out-of-date waste of money
Harry Potter - wizards leave me cold
Fun drugs* - I'm having plenty of fun without them
Electric toothbrushes - no better than manual
Work-outs - I'm fit enough for my age
Video games - do nothing for me
Frappuccinos - I prefer my coffees hot

Mind you, if I was stranded on a desert island with nothing to read except the collected adventures of Harry Potter, I guess I would get stuck in. I could enjoy Hermione Granger's razor-sharp brain as I wait to be rescued.

*aka recreational drugs

25 comments:

  1. Ha! I agree with most things on your list! I used to like ripped jeans.... but these days ripped jeans seem to have more rip than jean, and that's just draughty. And silly.
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  2. I agree with everything except the quinoa. I've had it prepared where it was really good. And I've never heard of Nigel.

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  3. When you look at those who do care about the things on your list it makes you glad that you don't.

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  4. Ms Scarlet: True, there's the draught factor as well. I'm glad there's no fashion for ripped shirts. Or ripped shoes.

    Bijoux: Nigel Farage is the leader of UK's Brexit Party. Polls say the Party will give the Conservatives a thrashing in the European Elections on May 23. He's also a good friend of Donald Trump.

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  5. Helen: Well said. Especially the dental fanatics with their electric toothbrushes, inter-dental brushes, dental floss, whitening toothpaste etc. A good brush twice a day has kept my teeth in good shape (and they're still all my own).

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  6. What shocks me most is what those ripped jeans cost plus the factor, rarely spoken about, is that women in them look battered and/or assaulted and what is that saying about society? Much like the prison wear some guys have.

    XO
    WWW

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  7. www: I hadn't thought of that particular association - looking battered and assaulted. Very true. Of course the other trend is clothes that look working class. Except that they invariably cost a lot more than genuine working class clothing which probably comes from Primark or the local charity shop.

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  8. I'm so clueless I don't even know what the fads are. :D

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  9. Jean: I'm sure you're doing very nicely without any of them. I can't even imagine you in a pair of ripped jeans!

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  10. LOLOL! love your list. but then I usually do. :D

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  11. I second the entire list, excepting Harry Potter. It was a good read.

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  12. Tammy: So I take it you agree with most of them?

    Joanne: Yes, I thought Harry Potter would cause some dissent!

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  13. My area of dissent was video games - there are some games I love, though generally old games, such as Raving Rabbids :-)
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  14. My area of dissent is beards. Dave has such tender skin that shaving hurt. When he first grew his beard he was still shaving parts of his face but I persuaded him to stop. He does keep his beard well trimmed, though.

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  15. Linda: If shaving is painful, then growing a beard makes perfect sense. Nice to know he keeps it trimmed and doesn't let it run riot!

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  16. I agree with a lot of your views. Those jeans are such a joke. I do find my electric toothbrush does a much better job than my manual one but am not inclined to go for the latest version with a built-in water pic. My husband didn’t like a beard for himself either.

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  17. Joared: I think Jenny briefly tried an electric toothbrush and wasn't convinced it did a better job than an ordinary toothbrush. I'd never heard of the waterpik, which I gather is promoted as a superior substitute for flossing. Certainly my dentist has never mentioned it.

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  18. Have to disagree over electric toothbrushes. Most of the rest though I'd go along with. Oh, I did enjoy the Harry Potter books but not the films.

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  19. Liz: Goodness, maybe I should give an electric toothbrush a try. I wonder if Harry Potter uses an electric toothbrush?

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  20. Must be all of the Irish blood in me- we seem to be on the same page m ost of the time. I have NEVER understood ripped jeans - LOL but my dentist buddy and his dentist wife both say electric toothbrushes are best, I did like Harry Potter - both written and on the screen andI do have a beard but it covers a flaw I dio not want on display.

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  21. Chuck: Another plug for electric toothbrushes! I shall have to try one out. I guess a beard is handy for hiding something you'd rather not reveal.

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  22. I do not care about all the things you put in your list, but please take out poetry, what does poetry have to do with fashion ? And well Quinoa has nothing to do with fashion too, may be you do not know how to prepare it , that's why you consider it to be tasteless.
    Mira

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  23. Mira: I included poetry because poetry is very trendy right now in the UK. Ditto quinoa. But you may be right about not knowing how to prepare quinoa.

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  24. I think some people are poetry people and some people are prose people. I'm a prose person, definitely. I mostly agree with your whole list. I did like the Harry Potter books and movies, but partly because they were something I experienced with my boys. Also - I like quinoa.

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  25. Agent: I was very keen on poetry as a teenager, but my enthusiasm cooled for some reason. To my mind, there's an awful lot of bad poetry around at the moment, which puts me right off poetry in general.

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