Wednesday, 20 November 2024

Thoroughly lovely

In 2013, as a counter-balance to all my undesirable qualities (psychological hang-ups, poor memory, inattentiveness etc) I listed some of my (hopefully) more attractive qualities. For the benefit of more recent blog friends, I thought I would give them another airing.*

At the risk of seeming smug, patronising, supercilious, self-righteous, priggish and holier-than-thou, here are all my thoroughly lovely qualities.

  • I don't harbour malicious thoughts about family, friends or loved ones
  • I don't make anonymous attacks on Twitter/X
  • I'm not interested in porn
  • I'm not misogynistic, homophobic or transphobic (so he claims)
  • I'm deeply disturbed by all the poverty, violence, misery and oppression in the world
  • I've never had an extra-marital affair
  • I like fluffy kittens and cupcakes
  • I mind my own business and try not to judge other people's lives
  • I don't gossip, and I'm good at keeping secrets
  • I don't annoy the neighbours with loud music or all-night parties
  • I deplore machismo and male posturing
  • I do my share of the housework
  • I'm a good listener
  • I don't hide my emotions
  • I'm not easily offended
  • I'm not the jealous type
  • I like teddy bears and ice cream
  • I'm not an angry or bad-tempered person
  • I readily apologise when I've done something wrong
  • I've never bullied anyone

 *slightly amended

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    1. Thanks! I hope it doesn't come across as blatant virtue-signalling.

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  2. I like teddy bears and ice cream too! Though not on the same plate.
    Sx

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    1. Ms Scarlet: Agreed. Teddy wouldn't be happy if he was accidentally splattered with ice cream.

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  3. I don't think it makes you a blatant virtue signaller. It makes you a good person.

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    1. Sandra: Thanks. I like to think I'm doing some good in the world, to compensate a little for all the nastiness out there.

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    1. Thanks. I do try to be a decent human being.

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  5. Virtue signalling would be just a fraction more subtle.
    Instead of saying I'm a good person it might be a reference to giving coins to a beggar or volunteering at the local charity.
    That's not to say these references are always virtue signalling

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    1. Kylie: I hadn't thought about it, but yes, I guess virtue signalling has to include subtlety. In which case "boasting" might be more appropriate.

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  6. Well, I wish you were my neighbour!

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  7. Helen: Goodness, are your neighbours that bad?

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  8. Nick , you are too perfect in my eyes and may I ask how is Jenny ? Also with all the qualities ? I showed.your list to Saïd and he smiled and considered you are "a dream of a man".
    Hannah

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  9. Hannah: A dream of a man? Goodness, I'm flattered! Well, I try my best to be a civilised human being and not some self-centred, predatory male. Jenny is fine, like me enjoying her retirement and doing a lot of reading.

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  10. Paula: So do I. How hard is it to be civilised and considerate?

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  11. You say you don't annoy the neighbours with loud music ... but maybe you annoy them in other ways?
    Hehe. Just kidding! ;)
    well done on the list.

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    1. Liam: I suspect I annoy them by not mowing the lawn often enough. They mow their lawn about once a fortnight.

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  12. Beatrice: Who can resist a fluffy kitten?

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