Sunday 20 February 2011

A masterpiece explained

I was thrilled to hear that Tanzi Twitch, the renowned conceptual artist, has won the Scunthorpe Award for International Art with her ground-breaking piece "Empty Room with Small Mouse and Bad Dream Number 17."

She was interviewed recently by art critic Sophie Slingback, who asked her about her award-winning work.

SS: So what exactly was the intention behind "Empty Room"?

TT: It was to show just how empty a room can be. The infinite emptiness of a space without content. The total absence of expected visual triggers. The absurd non-availability of pizza.

SS: Though a pizza carton did feature briefly in version number 13.

TT: That was an accident. It was left there by Stephanie, my cleaning lady.

SS: I see. But many people have said they can't see the small mouse or the bad dream.

TT: I can't help them. The small mouse and the bad dream may be there or they may not. I thought I saw the mouse yesterday morning but I may have been mistaken. It may have been a truffle. Or a waffle.

SS: What about the bad dream?

TT: There is always a bad dream, wherever you are. A nightmare is always waiting to crawl out and scare you to death. If you look, you'll see the bad dream. It's as plain as can be.

SS: The small mouse is a recurring theme in your work. What does it signify?

TT: You'll have to ask the mouse. I can't speak on its behalf. It may just signify the universal prevalence of recurring themes. Or the presence of unexpected visual triggers. Or a nearby cheese mine.

SS: I thought cheese was a dairy product.

TT: Whatever.

SS: And how would you yourself sum up this masterpiece?

TT: Empty is as empty does. Empty vessels make the most noise.

SS: Brilliant! Sheer genius!

Picture of Tanzi Twitch courtesy of the Plunkett Gallery, Cork Street, London

20 comments:

  1. Oh your hangover must be fierce this morning you poor lad.
    XO
    WWW

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  2. W3 - I can't remember the last time I had a hangover. My alcohol consumption is tiny. I do eat a lot of cheese though. From the local cheese mine.

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  3. I LOVE this!!! It's perfect, and so believable.

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  4. Heart - I'm always reading interviews and art criticism that's exactly like that. Some people actually take it seriously....

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  5. Ramana - Tanzi is an artistic colossus. She blazes a trail that leaves others wilting on the sidelines. Who knows where she will go next?

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  6. Wow. You know I did my BA in Creative Writing in an art school? And I did conceptual art as part of my degree?

    And I'm finding it difficult to follow if you've just re-printed an actual interview or if you tucked your tongue firmly into your cheek.

    Either way, just goes to prove what a load of old squit it is.

    :-)

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  7. Roses - Sorry, my jokes are just too deadpan sometimes. Firmly tongue in cheek it is. I'm very amused that you couldn't tell if it was genuine or not!

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  8. that line "empty vessels make the most noise" is applicable on so vey many occasions

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  9. Ha! This is great. I just spent an afternoon looking at conceptual art in a museum in nyc and reading the catalogue and omg this is spot on.

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  10. Kylie - Indeed, it's so often the blissfully ignorant who like to hold forth on things they have absolutely no understanding of.

    Leah - Glad to know it authentically captures the zeitgeist!

    Tattytiara - I'd forgotten about Schrodinger's cat "that might be alive or dead, depending on an earlier random event". So is the small mouse alive or dead? Who can say? I'll give Schrodinger a quick ring....

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  11. But Nick, the empy room, the juxaposition of mouse, cheese, pizza box and dream are sublime. Such a poignant reference to the transient quality of life & the finality of death in an oblique inescapable way. There is nothing more I can add...
    Sx

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  12. Scarlet - Goodness, what a wonderful new interpretation! That really gets at the essence of this remarkable oeuvre. The finality of death, hmmm, how perceptive....

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  13. I'd be firing the cleaning lady!

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  14. Baino - Oh, she couldn't do that, who would be left to dispose of small mice?

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  15. I so love your tongue and cheek bits...

    I seem to have hit a boring patch, myself...

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  16. e - Oh, I don't know, it sounds like you're doing all sorts of interesting things. Like brushing up your Spanish and chatting to retired phlebotomists....

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  17. So did you have a follow-up dream in which the artwork was squatted?

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  18. Val - What a wonderful idea! I expect version 18 will be fully populated with assorted squatters, high on drugs and reeking of unwashed clothes. Sorry, that's disgracefully squatterist.

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