Subject: (a) Nick's neuroses (b) fluffy kittens (c) other people's weird habits (d) a domestic catastrophe (e) other
Emotional flavour: (a) anger (b) disappointment (c) sadness (d) horror (e) other
Conclusion: (a) there are so many idiots out there (b) I could have kicked myself (c) no wonder I hate beetroot (d) the insects are taking over (e) other
With a brief mention of: (a) beekeeping (b) guacamole (c) bicycle clips (d) eyebag concealer (e) other
And no mention at all of: (a) celebs (b) chefs (c) people whose plastic surgery went horribly wrong (d) people who misuse apostrophe's (e) other
Optional extras: (a) several politically incorrect jokes (b) links to fabulous handbags (c) a list of funny place-names (d) ten dating no-nos to avoid at all costs (e) other
What could go wrong? The choice is yours. Enjoy!
Best wishes from Nick, Samantha, Elise, Hajika, Binario, Sebastian and the whole team at Nickhereandnow
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I'll have subject c, with emotion d and conclusion d. And a side of b and a little of option c.
ReplyDeleteFor me it has to be 'other' all the way!
ReplyDeleteAgent: A very intelligent selection, if I may say so.
ReplyDeleteGrannymar: Sorry, you'll have to specify the Other you have in mind, or we'll be unable to proceed with your request.
I'd enjoy a post about other people's weird habits and guacamole. Two of my fave subjects.
ReplyDeleteWho are the best wishes people listed after you? Should I know them? I guess that's an other.
ReplyDeleteYes, Bijoux, I too enjoy guacamole. How to catch avocados at the moment of perfect ripeness my holy grail.
ReplyDeleteOther than that Nick has lost me. Not literally. Still, it is Easter. Maybe he is playing a coquettish hide and seek. Will he be found?
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Bijoux: I'm taking notes - people's weird habits and guacamole, check.
ReplyDeleteSusie: I've no idea who they are. They claim to be my employees but I don't remember hiring them. Then again, they could just be a figment of my crazed imagination.
Ursula: Indeed, avocados at their ripest, delicious. So can we expect a post on spotting the moment of peak ripeness?
ReplyDeleteA coquettish hide and seek? Could be. As you know by now, I'm a riddle wrapped in a enigma.
Bijoux is right!
ReplyDeleteWonderful!
ReplyDeleteYou are now fully integrated into the 'tick the box' culture.
The trouble is that I am not, so have no idea how to cope with the future form of your blog...
Have pity....
John: Oh, so weird habits and guacamole are up your street as well. Unfortunately I think it might be tricky working them into every post.
ReplyDeleteHelen: Box-ticking hardly existed when I was a kid. Now it's like some awful plague you can't escape from. But don't worry, this temporary aberration will soon be over.
c a c c b b
ReplyDeleteLiz: I have an interesting image of someone very weird, very angry, who hates beetroot, rides a bike, dislikes chefs and has no interest in handbags.
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