tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post6667956058655717507..comments2024-03-28T07:49:04.960+00:00Comments on nickhereandnow: Mind the biscuitnickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10472673041193755894noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-52904713167240639762010-12-06T21:08:50.755+00:002010-12-06T21:08:50.755+00:00Sandra - Well, you can't have any, they're...Sandra - Well, you can't have any, they're VERY VERY dangerous. You'll have to make do with a dry crust or two.Nicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-23305505543214969692010-12-06T21:02:27.646+00:002010-12-06T21:02:27.646+00:00Hysterical!...the only problem now though is that ...Hysterical!...the only problem now though is that I'm craving biscuits...Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894333322881236627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-72080704983809131852010-12-05T21:49:23.948+00:002010-12-05T21:49:23.948+00:00Liz - The trouble is, people assume biscuits are h...Liz - The trouble is, people assume biscuits are harmless and eat them without the necessary care and attention. We have to treat them as unexploded bombs....Nicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-85001631834141124682010-12-05T21:40:20.105+00:002010-12-05T21:40:20.105+00:00Poke yourself in the eye? What by looking away jus...Poke yourself in the eye? What by looking away just as you're about to put it in your mouth? Yes, I could imagine that one.Liz Hindshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04646532093872561703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-15534914051007123932010-12-05T21:23:47.986+00:002010-12-05T21:23:47.986+00:00Heart - Well, there you are, you also have never b...Heart - Well, there you are, you also have never been harmed by a biscuit. So where are all these millions of biscuit-victims (apart from Val and Terra, that is)?Nicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-5665969078068869472010-12-05T20:34:30.469+00:002010-12-05T20:34:30.469+00:00This is perfectly dreadful, and further proof that...This is perfectly dreadful, and further proof that the (fill in the blanks) Conspiracy is out to get us. I can honestly say that I have never been harmed by a biscuit, even a Milk Bone Dog Biscuit, but that probably just means that the law of averages is against me. The dangers of pot noodles are not even to be contemplated.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-53725277735651451472010-12-05T09:03:21.343+00:002010-12-05T09:03:21.343+00:00Val - You must be unlucky enough to have not very ...Val - You must be unlucky enough to have not very strong teeth. I've never broken a tooth though six were removed because of my small jaws.<br /><br />Terra - The government has advised biscuit-lovers never to crack jokes while eating a biscuit. It could be the last biscuit you ever eat....Nicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-9816356175024063322010-12-05T01:14:56.200+00:002010-12-05T01:14:56.200+00:00I've errr... chocked on biscuits because someo...I've errr... chocked on biscuits because someone cracked a joke during tea - till I was all teary. No permanent harm, thoughTerra Shieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00039195435967190497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-80390818574422466932010-12-04T22:58:55.391+00:002010-12-04T22:58:55.391+00:00My dentist (any of them I've been to over the ...My dentist (any of them I've been to over the years, which is a lot) will tell you that I've broken teeth on ginger biscuits and very nice, very yummy biccies that have hard bits of toffee in them. <br /><br />I nearly choked on a boiled sweet on a beach in Holland once. Does that count?Valhttp://absurdoldbird.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-23005788223252191812010-12-04T13:16:07.200+00:002010-12-04T13:16:07.200+00:00Kylie - But Melting Moments don't have chocola...Kylie - But Melting Moments don't have chocolate in them. What kind of biscuit is that?Nicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-70664617082705798892010-12-04T12:02:32.257+00:002010-12-04T12:02:32.257+00:00tim tams are over rated. melting moments are the w...tim tams are over rated. melting moments are the way to gokyliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08964475783207438103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-41635442183792862292010-12-04T09:33:05.198+00:002010-12-04T09:33:05.198+00:00Myra - Ah, injuries inflicted by other biscuit-buf...Myra - Ah, injuries inflicted by other biscuit-buffs, that's a serious hazard. Best to keep your Tim Tams in a locked combination safe out of reach of sneak thieves.Nicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-917324563058747252010-12-04T09:04:15.048+00:002010-12-04T09:04:15.048+00:00I could definitely cause an injury to anyone attem...I could definitely cause an injury to anyone attempting to take away my Tim Tams. You can keep your custard creams thoughnursemyrahttp://nursemyra.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-11825582133009493622010-12-04T08:36:57.842+00:002010-12-04T08:36:57.842+00:00Murr - My God, razor blades, I had no idea. As fro...Murr - My God, razor blades, I had no idea. As from now I shall try out all my biscuits on the neighbours before I risk a mouthful.Nicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-39076946679242483072010-12-03T23:27:43.368+00:002010-12-03T23:27:43.368+00:00I sense you are scoffing, but those digestives can...I sense you are scoffing, but those digestives can have some sharp edges. Also, little embedded razor blades. You can't know until you've tried them all.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-69946722095515616572010-12-03T21:06:52.043+00:002010-12-03T21:06:52.043+00:00Roses - I don't think chewing the biscuit is t...Roses - I don't think chewing the biscuit is the problem, more the biscuit-eating environment. But as I've never been injured by a biscuit I shall continue to enjoy these crunchy confections with abandon.Nicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-298742133294201902010-12-03T19:31:49.265+00:002010-12-03T19:31:49.265+00:00Can you ask H&S to chew the biscuit for me? I&...Can you ask H&S to chew the biscuit for me? I'd ask them myself but I'm so disempowered by these constant health warnings...I've ground to a complete halt.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-79267062240242143412010-12-03T17:05:25.515+00:002010-12-03T17:05:25.515+00:00Grannymar - No no, I demand biscuits! I should poi...Grannymar - No no, I demand biscuits! I should point out that I've been on the Advanced Biscuit Handling course so I'm perfectly safe with any type of biscuit.<br /><br />e - Flying crisps, my goodness, I never thought of that. Keep that crisp packet well away from me....<br /><br />www - I don't think I could stop eating for very long, my food cravings are too strong. But any injury and I'll sue the pants off Peek Freans.Nicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-85047065910475577552010-12-03T15:52:54.001+00:002010-12-03T15:52:54.001+00:00In efforts to protect ourselves from all this Atta...In efforts to protect ourselves from all this Attack Food we should just stop eating.<br />That would show 'em.<br />XO<br />WWWWisewebwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15281689872840844191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-57404903393849216522010-12-03T15:43:47.771+00:002010-12-03T15:43:47.771+00:00Next, we could all be hit in the eye by flying cri...Next, we could all be hit in the eye by flying crisps! (LOL!)ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11376645220662546020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3467242994126386706.post-14173227337017912852010-12-03T14:54:41.350+00:002010-12-03T14:54:41.350+00:00Note to self: When Nick comes to visit... NO BISCU...Note to self: When Nick comes to visit... NO BISCUITS! ;)Grannymarhttp://grannymar.com/blognoreply@blogger.com